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Dragonborn and Scurvy

Dragonborn and Scurvy

Jesse Patrick Bohanan

Parody of "White and Nerdy" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

They see me shouting at dragons
I know they're all thinking I'm Dragonborn and scurvy

First in my class here at Mages College
Got skills, I'm the Harbinger of The Companions
Boethiah – that's my favorite daedra
Sacrificing lives to fuel my savia'
My blade never stops – to the contrary:
You'll find it's anything but stationary
All of my hunting trophies are scary
Got all the daedric lore in my library
My homestead in Whiterun is totally pimped out
Got people begging to be in my good graces
Yo, I know secrets in a thousand places
Ain't got no tail but I'm good with maces
I sell all my goods to all the best places
I'm a whiz with fireballs, bringing down them aces
Once you see my hot flames you're gonna stay amazed
My spells are casting so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer trap I haven't overrun
At ending lives, well, I'm number one
Do pacts with Hermaeus Mora just for fun
I just gotta laugh I haven't found "the one"
"Ragnar the Red" is my favorite bards' song
I could sure kick your butt in any fistfight you bringin'
I'll ace any test of mettle you think you winnin'
I'm fluent in Common as well as Elven
(Now here's the part I sing in)

They see my travel on my white steed
I know in my heart they think I'm Dragonborn and scurvy